the Fuzz

I cant believe the audacitry of the MAN.

Always on my back the authorities. They can bend the truth to fix you up.

This copper says I'm 'driving' too 'fast' and I aint 'paid' my 'tax' and I'm gonna get a 'criminal conviction' becas I dont have a 'license'.

The way they bend language around is messed up, bruv. What a stag got to do to make his way?

Dirk

My Face

Need my face up for the profile. Dave says I look like Brad Pit. Girls well like me

Time to Get Techniqual Bruv!

Holla!

Yes right its Dirk and I've got a blog. Dave says I can meet bare girls on the internet from all over the place which is good coz I;ve had all the ones on my estate.

And Kelly - it aint my baby right.


Laters,

Dirk

East is Beast do you get me!