Kerbshley

Hes our new Chriest innit

Dirk

Par dew-it!

sendin imself off innit

PARDEW GET OUT INNIT YA GET ME

Dirk

GUNERS got HAMMERD

Nice one!

Dirk

GOE THE HAMMERS!

Nice one!

All rite!!!!

Dirk

Prejadist London

Some peopel are just prejadist bruv.

I sat down on a spare seet on the tube and this bloke standin up calls me a 'chav'. I aint no chav is it?

Tuff life bruv, tuff times.

I tole him to fuck off you get me.


He didnt need a seet anyways - the crutches looked like they were takin the waight.

Laters,

Dirk

the Fuzz

I cant believe the audacitry of the MAN.

Always on my back the authorities. They can bend the truth to fix you up.

This copper says I'm 'driving' too 'fast' and I aint 'paid' my 'tax' and I'm gonna get a 'criminal conviction' becas I dont have a 'license'.

The way they bend language around is messed up, bruv. What a stag got to do to make his way?

Dirk

My Face

Need my face up for the profile. Dave says I look like Brad Pit. Girls well like me