<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655</id><updated>2012-02-16T16:38:04.420-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dirk Technique: I Like Birds</title><subtitle type='html'>I'm Dirk and my manor is Walthamstow. Me and Dave like girls. Kelly - it aint my baby. No it aint, Kel.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655.post-4747009409899127203</id><published>2006-12-21T08:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-08T14:43:10.221-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Kerbshley</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2reeCsy_fxI/RYq73KwLRAI/AAAAAAAAAAY/8aEsdhuIxk8/s1600-h/curbishley.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2reeCsy_fxI/RYq73KwLRAI/AAAAAAAAAAY/8aEsdhuIxk8/s400/curbishley.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5011024091856716802" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Hes our new Chriest innit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Dirk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7400775974524201655-4747009409899127203?l=dirktechnique.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/4747009409899127203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7400775974524201655&amp;postID=4747009409899127203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/4747009409899127203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/4747009409899127203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/2006/12/kerbshley.html' title='Kerbshley'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2reeCsy_fxI/RYq73KwLRAI/AAAAAAAAAAY/8aEsdhuIxk8/s72-c/curbishley.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655.post-7468320617773904190</id><published>2006-12-11T11:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-08T14:43:10.845-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Par dew-it!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2reeCsy_fxI/RX23AlqHLBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JhjrkUfm6F8/s1600-h/pardew.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2reeCsy_fxI/RX23AlqHLBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JhjrkUfm6F8/s400/pardew.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5007359581442485266" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;sendin imself off innit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"&gt;PARDEW GET OUT INNIT YA GET ME&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"&gt;Dirk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7400775974524201655-7468320617773904190?l=dirktechnique.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/7468320617773904190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7400775974524201655&amp;postID=7468320617773904190' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/7468320617773904190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/7468320617773904190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/2006/12/par-dew-it.html' title='Par dew-it!'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2reeCsy_fxI/RX23AlqHLBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/JhjrkUfm6F8/s72-c/pardew.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655.post-3186555105315984139</id><published>2006-11-05T08:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T08:44:15.588-08:00</updated><title type='text'>GUNERS got HAMMERD</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/1600/harewood.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/400/harewood.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Nice one!&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" &gt;Dirk&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7400775974524201655-3186555105315984139?l=dirktechnique.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/3186555105315984139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7400775974524201655&amp;postID=3186555105315984139' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/3186555105315984139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/3186555105315984139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/2006/11/guners-got-hammerd.html' title='GUNERS got HAMMERD'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655.post-2630432982502574399</id><published>2006-10-29T11:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-29T12:10:30.133-08:00</updated><title type='text'>GOE THE HAMMERS!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/1600/teddy_29_Oct_06.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/400/teddy_29_Oct_06.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/reports/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/06/10/29/SOCCER_West_Ham.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Nice one!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;All rite!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:arial;" &gt;Dirk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7400775974524201655-2630432982502574399?l=dirktechnique.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/2630432982502574399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7400775974524201655&amp;postID=2630432982502574399' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/2630432982502574399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/2630432982502574399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/2006/10/go-hammers.html' title='GOE THE HAMMERS!'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655.post-5821861327916487847</id><published>2006-10-14T07:57:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-14T08:00:06.839-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Prejadist London</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Some peopel are just prejadist bruv.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I sat down on a spare seet on the tube and this bloke standin up calls me a 'chav'. I aint no chav is it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tuff life bruv, tuff times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I tole him to fuck off you get me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He didnt need a seet anyways - the crutches looked like they were takin the waight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Laters,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Dirk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/1600/fight%20the%20power.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/200/fight%20the%20power.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7400775974524201655-5821861327916487847?l=dirktechnique.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/5821861327916487847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7400775974524201655&amp;postID=5821861327916487847' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/5821861327916487847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/5821861327916487847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/2006/10/prejadist-london.html' title='Prejadist London'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655.post-6318368724053861136</id><published>2006-09-30T07:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-30T07:27:47.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the Fuzz</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;I cant believe the audacitry of the MAN.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Always on my back the authorities. They can bend the truth to fix you up.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;This copper says I'm 'driving' too 'fast' and I aint 'paid' my 'tax' and I'm gonna get a 'criminal conviction' becas I dont have a 'license'.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The way they bend language around is messed up, bruv.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;What a stag got to do to make his way?&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dirk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/1600/i%20fought%20the%20law.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/320/i%20fought%20the%20law.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7400775974524201655-6318368724053861136?l=dirktechnique.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/6318368724053861136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7400775974524201655&amp;postID=6318368724053861136' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/6318368724053861136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/6318368724053861136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/2006/09/fuzz.html' title='the Fuzz'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655.post-1179910119605626595</id><published>2006-09-30T00:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-30T00:08:06.623-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Face</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2743/903415035952661/400/Dirk_Technique.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Need my face up for the profile. Dave says I look like Brad Pit. Girls well like me&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7400775974524201655-1179910119605626595?l=dirktechnique.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/1179910119605626595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7400775974524201655&amp;postID=1179910119605626595' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/1179910119605626595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/1179910119605626595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/2006/09/my-face.html' title='My Face'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7400775974524201655.post-1808122479291775219</id><published>2006-09-30T00:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-30T00:05:47.204-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Time to Get Techniqual Bruv!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" &gt;Holla!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Yes right its Dirk and I've got a blog. Dave says I can meet bare girls on the internet from all over the place which is good coz I;ve had all the ones on my estate.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;And Kelly - it aint my baby right.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Laters,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" &gt;Dirk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;East is Beast do you get me!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7400775974524201655-1808122479291775219?l=dirktechnique.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/feeds/1808122479291775219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7400775974524201655&amp;postID=1808122479291775219' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/1808122479291775219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7400775974524201655/posts/default/1808122479291775219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dirktechnique.blogspot.com/2006/09/time-to-get-techniqual-bro.html' title='Time to Get Techniqual Bruv!'/><author><name>Dirk Technique</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11910956530351901373</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7384/3912/1600/Dirk_Technique.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
